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lilcochina:

Me af
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spiderinabelljar:

handsome—gretel:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game


#Maybe it’s witchcraft #maybe it’s Maybelline.
lost it at the tags.
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createthislookforless:

ivxviiixxiii:

Maybe not for a plate, but I’d love to make it into a wall piece! on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/134713658/via/acame

Cool!
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adreanp123:

Rainbow cake😍 on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/131765042
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thoseoctoberstars:

posters made to leave around the school

(via anxietysurvivor)

Anonymous asked:

i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you


mishion-possible:

rendezvousramen:

rabbitlounge:

Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.

image

amazing

blackcooliequeen:

gyaldemspice:

the-8ae-reloaded:

bosshonies:

Amber Rose

!!!!!!

chanelofhouston

By far, the best promotion of his new album.

(via jordannalexandra)

ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout
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