May 2013
ph3nakism:
also I’m horny. ugh.
unfollower:
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
trvsh:
hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
“When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you’re sad, you understand the...”
– Frank Ocean (via loveyourchaos)
dingoinnuendo:
wwebkinz:
dingoinnuendo:
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
You drive me to drink
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
photolies:
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you
iancrawfords:
do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
dieforanyonewhathaveibecome:
Id love a friday when I either
- have friends over to play timesplitters 2 , 4 player on xbox with pizza and alcohol.
- Or just watch loads of films and kiss, cuddle, talk about anything and fall asleep with a girlfriend.
I cant win.
katara:
98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
“We’re stronger in the places that we’ve been broken.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via moaka) 